Spécial Mathématiques
Les matheux vont se régaler…
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(ndlr : no comment…)
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Modern Mathematics
Simply excellent !
ROMANCE MATHEMATICS:
– Smart man + smart woman = romance
– Smart man + dumb woman = affair
– Dumb man + smart woman = marriage
– Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy
OFFICE ARITHMETIC:
– Smart boss + smart employee = profit
– Smart boss + dumb employee = production
– Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion
– Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime
SHOPPING MATH:
– A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.
– A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn’t need.
GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS:
– A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
– A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
– A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
– A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
HAPPINESS :
– To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.
– To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.
LONGEVITY :
Married men live longer than single men, but married men are a lot more willing to die.
PROPENSITY TO CHANGE :
– A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn’t.
– A man marries a woman expecting that she won’t change, and she does.
Technical details:
A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says after that
is the beginning of a new argument.
(ndlr : rendons hommage aux différents Cauchy, Gauss, Hilbert, Pythagore ou encore Condorcet. C’est leur sens de la logique inculqué dans nos études qui nous a permis, à nous ingénieurs, de développer ces quelques petits postulats supplémentaires de mathématiques modernes…)
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